Hopes, Dreams, and Sea Salt

There are no limits and no bounds to what you can do. If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything. There's a world of possibilities --- UNDER THE SEA!!

Why should I stop dreaming when I wake up!? My friend Liz and I refuse to face reality, and we've stumbled across the most amazing website. Honestly all we did was go on a google-tastic search because we wanted to know how to find a potion that will turn us into mermaids!!! I mean come on, who doesn't? I refuse to let go of summer, I will be a mermaid FOREVER!

Thankfully this person offered me their superb guidance and expertise:

I did a spell and it is working i'll write down the easiest way topronounce the words:
insoosient inclemensy
reedowtable medeeocrasy
reefewtable humanitee
make me what i want to be a MERMAID
witches one and witches all
give this power to me

DONT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!!! you dont have to be mega wet but a finger or toe must be wet whilst saying it.
You must also have a symbol on your upper body like a necklass or a bracelett.
TIME TO COMPLETE: Side effects start straight away but a full tail takes 4-6 weeks to grow!!!

GUYS! DON'T. SAY. THIS. WHILE. DRY. To get optimum results, I have filled the kiddie pool that Naji and I bought for our Sunset Pool Party with water and have fully submerged myself. I have also worn a young Scottish girl around my neck. I WILL NOT FAIL! Liz and I will chant these phonetically written out lines until we both sprout the mighty tail of KING TRITON! ...in, you know, 4 - 6 weeks...

SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY AWRY!!!!