Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife

I was literally just ATTACKED. All I wanted to do was watch some Chelsea Lately with Naji, and this damn PREGNANCY commercial comes on. I mean, it's not actually about pregnancy. It's about coco butter by those Palmer people. But jeeez, I feel like I've been hit in the face with this woman's swollen-ass uterus. I'll pass, thank you, on expanding bellies AND stretch marks. Unfortunately many 18-and-younger-year-olds didn't decide that...ouch!

In other news, life is grand. Naji and I are now watching Ronnie and Sammi fuss on MTV. Quote of the day: "I don't like tests. That why I didn't go to college...that's why I fail most of the time." Thank you, Ronnie, for that honesty and genius. I can't even say anything witty in response because that takes the cake and eats it too (ha! I found something to say!)

Another update: Naji and I just found the PERFECT band name: Too Stupid for Chopsticks! It's based on the seen where Snooki goes to get chinese food and looks like an idiot.

But seriously, real talk, I'm going home in 2 dayssssssssssss! I'm so happy I could scream. In fact, I have. So Grand.

I'm sure you've seen him before, but, ladies and gentlemen: Antwon Dodson!