So I literally made this blog for the sole purpose of Naji, Becca and I live blogging our Summer Season Finale of Pretty Little Liars experience (all caps!!). Was this necessary? No. Will anyone read this? I sincerely hope not, because Naji is already humiliated that I posted about it on facebook... Did I spend $19.60 on cupcakes just for this event? ...maybe...
Anyway, thank you ABC family, for finally getting a show I can get hooked on. I haven't been this into ABC(DE)F since 7th Heaven. ...Jessica Biel is not a real actress...
Let the games begin!
Invitation from NauseaOPQ: HAY!!!
Morgan!: WE're HERE!
NauseaOPQ: OMG
NauseaOPQ: OMG
NauseaOPQ: OMG
Becca Lewis: DRAMA
Morgan!: GUYS. keep it together. Anyone want a cupcake?
Becca Lewis: obviously
Becca Lewis: always
Morgan!: make it or break it fuck you.
Morgan!: what a terrible show
NauseaOPQ: Who gives a shit about make it or break it
NauseaOPQ: SNAP
Becca Lewis: brother is a douche
NauseaOPQ: iknorite
NauseaOPQ: i hope we get to see toby
Morgan!: just like that awful cop!
Morgan!: and of course we start the episode with Hannah looking at herself
Morgan!: OH MY GOD
Becca Lewis: FASHION CRISIS
Morgan!: i have the shirt that spencer is wearing!!
Morgan!: BITCH. It's from Urban Outfitters
NauseaOPQ: stop stealing my ideas, becca
Becca Lewis: if by stealing you mean creating
NauseaOPQ: new girls??
Morgan!: Naomi (I moan) and Moan-a are friends
Morgan!: dumb.
NauseaOPQ: brava.
NauseaOPQ: LIARS
Becca Lewis: what a pretty little liar
Morgan!: what a bunch of liars, of which 3 are pretty
NauseaOPQ: got a lovket
Morgan!: let's just be frank, Aria is busted.
Becca Lewis: aria is just a clone of selena gomez
Morgan!: so currently, ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing a comercial break
NauseaOPQ: or is selena gomez a clone of aria
Becca Lewis: the room is silent in anticipation
Becca Lewis: thats a mindfuck
NauseaOPQ: INCEPTION
Morgan!: the commercial we are currently witnessing a robot-mini van commercial
Becca Lewis: SIMPLE IS BAD
Morgan!: "IT's WHAT I DO"
NauseaOPQ: again. fuck make it or break it
NauseaOPQ: Mom whore
Morgan!: mom is too skinny
Becca Lewis: ITS OL' SKIN-AND-BONES
Morgan!: ugh, money bags mona
NauseaOPQ: STUPID face, mona
Becca Lewis: don't we mean "a"?
NauseaOPQ: no
NauseaOPQ: I'm talking directly to her
Morgan!: this is a great example of a dangerously shallow relationship!
NauseaOPQ: like ours?
Becca Lewis: this is an accurate representation of high school relationships
Morgan!: almost as accurate as GLEE
NauseaOPQ: like ours?
Becca Lewis: yes to both
Morgan!: we're in college...?
Morgan!: and yes
Becca Lewis: GO HAVE SEX WITH A TEACHER
Morgan!: Hannah's mom needs to learn how to pinch her pennies
Morgan!: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND STAY WITH TEACH!
Morgan!: men always act like being a single mom is so hard
Morgan!: guess what fuckers? it is!
Becca Lewis: so true
Morgan!: says the single mom...?
Morgan!: it is, though, interesting that the mom moved out and not dad
NauseaOPQ: unless his name is on the house
Becca Lewis: gender-reversal complexities
Morgan!: legally the kids most likely would get pinned on mom
Morgan!: i love it!
Becca Lewis: this show is so complex
Morgan!: she's so evil! (Spencer's sister, Frankenstein)
Morgan!: IAN!
NauseaOPQ: "Why are you being nice to me?"
Morgan!: my favorite twist!
Morgan!: oh wait, who is Ian?
Morgan!: Ren is the brit
NauseaOPQ: ex of sister
NauseaOPQ: new guy
NauseaOPQ: introuduced at the memorial
Morgan!: Ian is the first guy who tried to sex up Spencer but was dating her sister!
Becca Lewis: i dont remember any of this
NauseaOPQ: I love spencer, but not right now
Morgan!: can't blame a girl for gettin some.
Becca Lewis: yeah this is sleazy
NauseaOPQ: says morgan
Morgan!: i mean..yeah what a whore!
Becca Lewis: she can do better
Morgan!: yeah, with that OUTFIT
Becca Lewis: UGLY BUTT
NauseaOPQ: "he's like... old"
Becca Lewis: whoops, i mean "OL' UGLY-BUTT"
Morgan!: his only turn off
Morgan!: oh god the obnoxious hot guy!
Morgan!: an actual representation of high shcool
Becca Lewis: "lay around"...thats what they call it these days
Morgan!: i.e. your english teacher fantasizing about you and then scowling in the hall
Becca Lewis: SUBTLE
NauseaOPQ: LOL
NauseaOPQ: just... LOL
Morgan!: i like Spencer's ruffle shirt
NauseaOPQ: PO PO
Morgan!: oh fuck the cops are back
NauseaOPQ: F.B.I!?!?
Morgan!: let's characterize the girls while we're on commercial break
NauseaOPQ: FAST FORWARD FAST FORWARD FAST FORWARD
Morgan!: Emily - ambiguously ethnic girl with ambiguously unethnic name
NauseaOPQ: Aria= BratZ doll... right
Becca Lewis: emily: asian? black? welsh?
Becca Lewis: YES so true
Morgan!: hannah: POOR.
Becca Lewis: and too much lip gloss
Morgan!: and similar -looking to A
Morgan!: drowning in it
Becca Lewis: yeah, A without the dimples
Becca Lewis: or at least theyre not attacking her face
Morgan!: Aria = into english and "sophistication"
Morgan!: oh god the black FBI lady is explaining! Ah, oh no oh no, she's got a sex tape!
Morgan!: They're at the kissing rock!
Becca Lewis: omg
Becca Lewis: as;ldkgh;alskhdg;
NauseaOPQ: SNAP SNAP SNAP
NauseaOPQ: go hannah
NauseaOPQ: clever comment. I like the writers
Becca Lewis: why does the FBI give a shit?
Becca Lewis: wise black lady
Morgan!: "SHE THOUGHT SHARING SECRETS KEPT US CLOSE"
Morgan!: "I know you wanna kiss me"
Morgan!: she sounds like a draw string doll
Becca Lewis: hahahah
NauseaOPQ: fuck fuck fuck battery....
Becca Lewis: RUN FOR IT
Morgan!: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJI
Becca Lewis: GET THE CHORD
Becca Lewis: CORD***
NauseaOPQ: OLD LDAY
Morgan!: old lady/
Becca Lewis: ITS A
Morgan!: ?*
NauseaOPQ: I wish she had a russian accent
Becca Lewis: WADS O' CASH
Becca Lewis: me too
NauseaOPQ: and would say "In Russia, Money steals you."
Becca Lewis: hahahah
Morgan!: Dear everyone who isn't addicted to this show but for some reason is reading this: A is a mystery person with the same initials as a dead girl who is texting her old friends
Morgan!: this lady was SO cast-typed
NauseaOPQ: You take my butterscotch, I take your dollars
Becca Lewis: hahahah i lke how we assume anyone else will have read this far
Morgan!: is she Jewish?
Morgan!: she has mad money...
Becca Lewis: OH NO SHE DIDNT
Morgan!: daaaaamn
Morgan!: someone just asked hannah for the name of her liposuction doc!
Becca Lewis: AHHHHH TRUE OR FALSE
NauseaOPQ: FLASE. FLASE
Morgan!: those bitches ain't cute
Becca Lewis: beautiful dialogue
NauseaOPQ: You were a geek like a year ago!!!!
Becca Lewis: yeah what the hell
Morgan!: i can't find my salad...
Morgan!: and i need another beer
NauseaOPQ: reading poem...
NauseaOPQ: crying
Becca Lewis: shut up emo bitch
NauseaOPQ: emotional
NauseaOPQ: mad
Morgan!: AS A PERSON WHO WORKS IN THE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY
Morgan!: i can say with complete assuredness
Morgan!: that B-26 would not be put into a book and PUBLISHED by the time they met and broke up
Morgan!: because it took literally a month.
NauseaOPQ: mad jock enters
Becca Lewis: subtle
Morgan!: meaningful yet subtle line
NauseaOPQ: CUT TO COMMERCIAL
Morgan!: vampires do suck
Becca Lewis: im in the room alone while morgan and naji sort out a cream cheese situation
Morgan!: it's been resolved!
Morgan!: she's 16?!?!?!
Becca Lewis: awkwardddd
Morgan!: how old was she when IAN came into the picture?
Morgan!: 14?
Morgan!: daaaaamn
Becca Lewis: OH WEIRD
Becca Lewis: AND NOT LEGAL
Morgan!: where have i seen him before? Ew Aria's hat is NOT cute
Becca Lewis: a moment of ecstacy
NauseaOPQ: Why is home girl still at home. doesn't the older sister have a career?
Morgan!: fuh-realz
Morgan!: she was sixteen in 05
Morgan!: b/c that's when she had the same class as Spencer
Morgan!: NOT TOBY!
Becca Lewis: TOBY WENT MISSING
Becca Lewis: SLDKGH:SDKHG:
Morgan!: LESBO SCENE
Becca Lewis: omg the ring is eating her finger
NauseaOPQ: Louisa's back!!!!
NauseaOPQ: OMG
Morgan!: heavy breathing in your ear
Morgan!: like that guy from hey arnold!
NauseaOPQ: haha
Becca Lewis: WL:KEHGL:SKHDG:LDKGH:
NauseaOPQ: FATHER
Becca Lewis: :SLDKGHLSDKGH:LSDHG
Morgan!: HER DAD IS ASIAAAAAAAAANNNN
Morgan!: ASIAN
Becca Lewis: NOT AMBIGUOUS ANYMORE
NauseaOPQ: brava
Morgan!: so good!
NauseaOPQ: Zing
Morgan!: i love a good asian man with a hispanic woman, and "no more secrets"
Becca Lewis: blah blah boring scene
Morgan!: cause secrets dont keep you close!
Morgan!: DAMN DAD. lectures and you've only been home for four minutes
Becca Lewis: for realz
NauseaOPQ: but he's kind of hot
Becca Lewis: MOM KNOWS SHE LIKES GIRLS
Morgan!: OH JEEZ OH NO
Morgan!: his hair is too long for the army
Morgan!: naji is always trying to turn people against me...
Morgan!: and yes the TMZ comment was better than the twitter comment
Becca Lewis: and succeedig
NauseaOPQ: HEHEHE
Morgan!: GAH!
Morgan!: haha
Becca Lewis: succeeding*
Becca Lewis: WHAT
Becca Lewis: THE
Morgan!: TOBY CAVANAUUUUUUUUUGH!
Becca Lewis: FUCK
NauseaOPQ: <3
Becca Lewis: HE WENT MISSING SO HE COULD KILL EMILY
Becca Lewis: OMG COMMERCIAL DISAGREEMENTS
Morgan!: emily drove to the woods so she could get killed!
NauseaOPQ: TV14
NauseaOPQ: it's back
Becca Lewis: language and violence
Morgan!: his hair is longer
Morgan!: and styled...?
Morgan!: wait...who is jenna?
Morgan!: OH WAIT
Morgan!: blind girl
Morgan!: !!!
NauseaOPQ: yup
Becca Lewis: hahahah
Becca Lewis: i like talking vs aiming
NauseaOPQ: A fucking camp??
Becca Lewis: WHATTTTT
Morgan!: me tooo
NauseaOPQ: thanks becca
Becca Lewis: he is so fucking creepy
Morgan!: true but cheesy
Morgan!: SO creepy, but he's so so ridonkulus
NauseaOPQ: like cinderella
Becca Lewis: hes an ugly little liar
NauseaOPQ: HAHAHA
Morgan!: VERA BRADLEY!?
Morgan!: Gag hannah
NauseaOPQ: GO HANNAH
Becca Lewis: SERIOUSLY
Morgan!: drink away your pain!
Becca Lewis: 2 CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME
NauseaOPQ: RITE?
Morgan!: of course the service sucks and you'll be somewhere dangerous at night
Morgan!:
NauseaOPQ: SHUT UP SPENCER
Becca Lewis: shit just got OCD
Morgan!: hahahah
NauseaOPQ: TRUE LIFE: I have OCD
Morgan!: True Life: i count my footsteps
Morgan!: pitiful
Morgan!: what a low blow for humor...at the blow bar
Becca Lewis: hahah
NauseaOPQ: 56, 57,58, 59,50-10, 50-11
Becca Lewis: haahahh
NauseaOPQ: I'm stupid
NauseaOPQ: I GOT KIDS TO FEED
Morgan!: i got KID to feed
Becca Lewis: yeah gurl
Morgan!: and old lady to rob
NauseaOPQ: I like him in the dark
Morgan!: OH NO
NauseaOPQ: NO. emily
Morgan!: you can't run!
Becca Lewis: as;lgha;lsdkgha;
Becca Lewis: aslkhgals;;
Morgan!: i bet she didnt call the police
Becca Lewis: poor toby
Becca Lewis: poor toby
Morgan!: i bet she didnt but A did and now it's too late because he'll think that she did
Morgan!: I LOVE THIS SONG
Becca Lewis: shit is deep
NauseaOPQ: Remember when everybody Loved the OC
Becca Lewis: YES STORY OF MY HGH SCHOOL
Morgan!: gaaaah i hated the OC
NauseaOPQ: Miley fucking Cyrus
NauseaOPQ: Don'tg o
Morgan!: dont go to the wright place!
Morgan!: ahhh
Morgan!: is hannahd ruuuuunk yet? so crunk!
Morgan!: SIX MINUTES OF SUSPENSE
Morgan!: fuuuuuck
Morgan!: WHY!/
Morgan!: whywouldyoufightforanillegalrelationship!?
Becca Lewis: oh cry me a river
Becca Lewis: yeah seriously
Morgan!: cry me a statutory rape charge
Morgan!: he's cuter in the dark
NauseaOPQ: Lolita shit
Morgan!: Death in Venice shit...
Becca Lewis: NO
Becca Lewis: NO
Becca Lewis: NO
Becca Lewis: EW
Becca Lewis: NO
NauseaOPQ: OMG
Morgan!: OH
Morgan!: EM
Morgan!: AND
Morgan!: G
NauseaOPQ: IAN?!?!?|
NauseaOPQ: don't get hurt1!!!!!!
NauseaOPQ: I 'm beginning to like you
Morgan!: So wait, hannah is spying on Aria kissing on Teach (Mr. Fitz), but she also saw A running away from the car, and now Emily and Spencer --who have been wandering randomly in the dark ) are coming to talk to her about it
Becca Lewis: rw;rjlndfjndz
Morgan!: but Hannah is about to get hit by a car.......!!!
NauseaOPQ: phew
NauseaOPQ: hahahahahahaha
Morgan!: HOW DID I CALL THAT?!
Morgan!: that hat is ugly in the dark
Morgan!: Spencer has her acting face on!
NauseaOPQ: I like primal cry Spencer
Morgan!: hahahah
Morgan!: that's my laptop!
Morgan!: get that teen girl porn off my laptop!
Morgan!: HOLY SMOKES.
Morgan!: Well
Morgan!: now it's time for Make it or fucking break it
Morgan!: ugh
Becca Lewis: whew
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